Well the quintessential call center is our good old' inbound call center -
where customers literally call in to "say" (read shout) about what's wrong with
their products.
All inbound call center executives will tell you that most of their clients who
call in are not going to wish them "Merry Christmas" but are either, disgusted,
confused, angry or simply cheesed off with their life or the product or both
which is easily emptied out at the inbound call center agent!
Well, at an inbound call center, agents are paid to listen to shouting customers
and then calm them down (Wow! sounds like a real Zen guy!). No that's just the
humorous way of putting it. Inbound call center is in fact a place customer's
call in to either:
1. Ask for help, especially "technical" help - (How do I open the pack of the
tuna tin to how to dismantle a hard drive!!)
2. They call in an inbound call center
agent to inquire or "request" information (Will you F . . . give me the damn
info?)
3.People call in to an inbound call center for placing orders. (Hey where are
you from? Are you free tonight?)
4. For Filing complaints (ya . . . that's the most common usage of the Inbound
Call center, without a doubt!)
The inbound call center agents are adept at handling irate, enraged, incensed
and even abusive customers and all those of you wanting a lesson in the
"practice of equipoise in the face of fire" must find a personal inbound call
center agent for yourself (They bring out the emotion of awe and respect in me!)
As any experienced inbound call center agent will vouch for, you will move on
from getting angry to getting amused and then insanely amused as you progress in
your work.
You can then handle your "shouting mom", "crazy brother" " fanatical friend" or
even your "ranting mom-in-law" like a breeze.
An inbound call center does that to you and even pays you to learn this
"wonderful" art of living! Isn't it great?
Very few jobs in the world can boast of doing that. None in fact.
But the inbound call center gives you so much PATIENCE that anything in the
world cannot disturb your meditating calm. And once you have learnt to spend the
nightly hours in the "phone-sized", "artificially lit", "wake-the-dead" inbound
call center, every other work in the world is God's blessings.
My important tip to all you aspiring inbound call center agents . . . "keep it
short"
Remember all you inbound call center agents are monitored and graded according
to your "average-call-time" measurement i.e how short was the call ( don't worry
if it was successfully concluded or not !)
Well, this means that if you act stupid or ignorant ; infuriated customers just
hang up in disgust . . . yipee! leading to 'short' call times.
Remember Alexander Dumas' words "New soldiers carry guns, old soldiers carry
treacle toffees!"
So enjoy as long as its 'a new job' . . . like me :0))